Gjerde is twenty five years old. He does not have money or time to get his hair cut, eat food, or have a love life.
His time is spent delivering cakes, moderating laser tag games, and smoking.
He is not allergic to anything.
HEIGHT: 5' 3"
WEIGHT: Too skinny.
SHOE SIZE: 12.
ORIENTATION: Who has time to date?!
FUN FACT: He can touch his nose with his tongue.
??? (HUGE BITCH)
Who is this jerk?
Apparently she has a nice body and looks angry all the time.
Don't talk to her. She's mean.
HEIGHT: I dunno.
WEIGHT: Probably shouldn't ask.
SHOE SIZE: Woman-sized.
ORIENTATION: BACK THE F*&% OFF ASSH@LE
FUN FACT: We don't know anything about this lady!
MINOR CHARACTERS AND NOTABLE NOMBIES
Sara runs the cafe where Gjerde works.
She is sort of his only supply of food (Gjerde gets to eat the leftover cookies and stuff).
Sara works as a freelance graphic designer when she isn't creating delicious, delicious cakes.
Updated with appearances.